Jack Abramoff on Lobbying: 'Look, This Is Bribery' | The Nation
How could you sell out the kind and wonderful people of the Mariana Islands, who hired you and trusted you, Jack? Maybe you should fly back to Saipan on your own dime and stop at every household in every village, asking forgiveness. A pig for every fiesta might not be a bad idea. Also you might want to contribute some of your ill gotten wealth to the upkeep of the schools and hospitals there.